منتديات ليب مون

l7ob lmajnon · 09-27-2008, 09:04 AM

1) You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English when speaking Okay, merci
kteer, yallah bye!', 'HI kifak ca va ')
2) You call a night club 'a Night' and Dunkin' Donuts
'theDunkin''
3) You won't drive anything that's not a Mercedes, BMW, or Hummer
4) You could always use another pair of sunglasses
5) You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime
6) You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out
7) You think you are better than everyone just because you are
Lebanese
8) You are so 'class'while everyone else are 'nawar'
9) You say you hate all Khaleejis but you'll go work in Saudi
Arabia or Dubai in a heartbeat
10) Syrians are the butt of all jokes
11) Your family 'owns' at least one Sri Lankan servant
12) You can't do anything in life unless you have a wasta'
(connections)
13) You have about 40 cousins
14) You have at least one relative named George,Ali, Elie,Ahmad,
Tony, Marc or Hussein
15) All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know
16) Family gatherings are filled with gossiping and cat-fights, where the
women hang out in the kitchen and the men sit and discuss olitics
17) You are constantly talking about the latest Hayfa Wehbe news
18) You have relatives smuggling diamonds in West Africa
19) You bought your driver's license
20) You don't have a job but you drive an SUV and upgrade your cell phone
every month
21) You only buy something if it is expensive enough, because the higher
the price the better the quality, right?
22) You dress like you're going clubbing all day everyday, probably because
you do.
23) If you are a Lebanese girl you give the look of death to another girl
who looks better than you
24) Your aunt is always asking when she can belly dance at your wedding
25) When you arrive
at an airport you find like 20 relatives waiting to greet you
26) You always curse Lebanese people when you are in lebanon,but when you
live abroad you only make Lebanese friends
27) The men always fight over who pays the dinner bill
28) You teach Westerners all the Lebanese swear words
29) You have to keep explaining to Westerns that Beirut is not just a
drinking game
30) Your refer to other Lebanese guys as 'Cuz' 'ya man' or 'Bro'
31) Your extended family is over your house all the time, discussing the
latest family drama
32) There is no such thing as quiet time
33) You know there is another meaning for 'kiss' and tease'
34) At least one conversation a day is about being Lebanese
35) You think wearing a leather jacket during the summer is cool
36)You are alwaysright!
37)Your eighth wonder of the world is Haifa Wehbe

have a nice day

المصدر: منتديات ليب مون - موقع لبناني صور وأخبار لبنان

Nando · 09-27-2008, 05:53 PM

thanx tou 3a mawdo3

wehbi · 09-27-2008, 06:38 PM

هلق تأكدت انو انا لبناني ههههههههه

LebMoon · 09-28-2008, 12:16 AM

شكرا لك على الموضوع ومعك حق..... مش بس في لبنان بيستخدموا هالعبارات كمان في دول عربية كثيرة
والاوروبي مثلا عمروا ما حكى كلمة عربي مع اوروبي ثاني
بس على قساس نحنا ثقافتنا غربية
لووول

amoon · 09-29-2008, 08:42 AM

merci 3l mawdo3 3agbne kteer mahdom

m7md · 09-29-2008, 10:57 PM

3am ol leh kil l 3alam bte3erfni ini lebneni
ye7re2 mni7 l lafateli nazari
a7la 3alam a7la balad

09-27-2008, 09:04 AM	#1
l7ob lmajnon قـمر جـديد تاريخ التسجيل: Sep 2008 المشاركات: 4	how do u know thet u r 100% lebanese? how do u know thet u r 100% lebanese? 1) You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English when speaking Okay, merci kteer, yallah bye!', 'HI kifak ca va ') 2) You call a night club 'a Night' and Dunkin' Donuts 'theDunkin'' 3) You won't drive anything that's not a Mercedes, BMW, or Hummer 4) You could always use another pair of sunglasses 5) You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime 6) You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out 7) You think you are better than everyone just because you are Lebanese 8) You are so 'class'while everyone else are 'nawar' 9) You say you hate all Khaleejis but you'll go work in Saudi Arabia or Dubai in a heartbeat 10) Syrians are the butt of all jokes 11) Your family 'owns' at least one Sri Lankan servant 12) You can't do anything in life unless you have a wasta' (connections) 13) You have about 40 cousins 14) You have at least one relative named George,Ali, Elie,Ahmad, Tony, Marc or Hussein 15) All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know 16) Family gatherings are filled with gossiping and cat-fights, where the women hang out in the kitchen and the men sit and discuss olitics 17) You are constantly talking about the latest Hayfa Wehbe news 18) You have relatives smuggling diamonds in West Africa 19) You bought your driver's license 20) You don't have a job but you drive an SUV and upgrade your cell phone every month 21) You only buy something if it is expensive enough, because the higher the price the better the quality, right? 22) You dress like you're going clubbing all day everyday, probably because you do. 23) If you are a Lebanese girl you give the look of death to another girl who looks better than you 24) Your aunt is always asking when she can belly dance at your wedding 25) When you arrive at an airport you find like 20 relatives waiting to greet you 26) You always curse Lebanese people when you are in lebanon,but when you live abroad you only make Lebanese friends 27) The men always fight over who pays the dinner bill 28) You teach Westerners all the Lebanese swear words 29) You have to keep explaining to Westerns that Beirut is not just a drinking game 30) Your refer to other Lebanese guys as 'Cuz' 'ya man' or 'Bro' 31) Your extended family is over your house all the time, discussing the latest family drama 32) There is no such thing as quiet time 33) You know there is another meaning for 'kiss' and tease' 34) At least one conversation a day is about being Lebanese 35) You think wearing a leather jacket during the summer is cool 36)You are alwaysright! 37)Your eighth wonder of the world is Haifa Wehbe have a nice day المصدر: منتديات ليب مون - موقع لبناني صور وأخبار لبنان Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter آخر مواضيعي 0 how do u know thet u r 100% lebanese?

09-27-2008, 05:53 PM	#2
Nando {.::قــمر مــبدع::.} تاريخ التسجيل: Sep 2008 المشاركات: 1,776	thanx tou 3a mawdo3 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ اتمنى لكم السعادة وتمام الصحة آخر مواضيعي 0 أحلى هدايا عيد لأحلى منتدى 0 أجور الممثلين أللهم لا حسد 0 حقائق عن الرجال :) 0 فوائد الفاصوليا 0 مدينة جونية اللبنانية تعبق بالتراث والحداثة

09-27-2008, 06:38 PM	#3
wehbi {.::قــمر مــبدع::.} تاريخ التسجيل: Sep 2008 الدولة: lebanon المشاركات: 1,418	هلق تأكدت انو انا لبناني ههههههههه Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ آخر مواضيعي 0 لماذا ينتحر مدرس الرياضيات؟؟‏ 0 أغرب طلب يطلبة زوج من زوجاته الأربعة عند إحتضاره 0 أدعية من نوع اخر 0 الإرهاب حسب رأيهم 0 طلب عمل(مهندس اتصلات وكمبيوتر )

09-28-2008, 12:16 AM	#4
LebMoon موقع ليب مون تاريخ التسجيل: Aug 2008 الدولة: Lebanon المشاركات: 1,035	شكرا لك على الموضوع ومعك حق..... مش بس في لبنان بيستخدموا هالعبارات كمان في دول عربية كثيرة والاوروبي مثلا عمروا ما حكى كلمة عربي مع اوروبي ثاني بس على قساس نحنا ثقافتنا غربية لووول Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ آخر مواضيعي 0 السنيورة ينتظر دعوة رسمية من دمشق 0 فؤاد السنيورة يلتقي موسى ويزور مسجد الحسين 0 الفنانة اللبنانية نيفين نصر تصور كليب شمال بيروت 0 سيارات للبيع في بيروت ومناطق لبنان 9-16 Lebanon Cars 0 أوروبا إلى ضفّة أخرى في التعاطي مع سوريا واللبنانيون أمام امتحان

09-29-2008, 08:42 AM	#5
amoon قـمر جـديد تاريخ التسجيل: Sep 2008 الدولة: lebanon&kuwait المشاركات: 57	merci 3l mawdo3 3agbne kteer mahdom Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ مش هيني تكون لبناني لبنان وطن ما الو تاني آخر مواضيعي 0 روتانا موسيقى تحتفل بألبوم ملحم زين الجديد 0 عاصي الحلاني ضيف لجنة تحكيم The Manager 0 المحافل الفنية تسأل : هل نانسي عجرم حامل ؟ 0 ميليسا كوركن تفضح هيفاء وإليسا وتنصف نانسي 0 نيكول سابا: لن اتزوج الا عن حب

09-29-2008, 10:57 PM	#6
m7md قـمر جـديد تاريخ التسجيل: Sep 2008 الدولة: lebnen المشاركات: 6	3am ol leh kil l 3alam bte3erfni ini lebneni ye7re2 mni7 l lafateli nazari a7la 3alam a7la balad Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter آخر مواضيعي 0 عضو جديد من لبنان

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